Poor Conan O'brien Got Fired
Steve Martin Says Funny Things A Lot
Randy Jackson Calls People "Dog" A Lot
Joe Jonas
Michael Cera, You are so Cool
Rachel Uchitel is Beautiful and Nice
Joel Stein Bought the Song I Wrote About Him!
Kevin Jonas, Can I Join The Jonas Brothers, Please?
Lisa Edelstein, You are Beautiful and Talented
Simon Cowell is Not a Jerk!
Kara DioGuardi, Please Marry Me
John C. Reilly
Ansel Adams Took Really Good Photos When He Was Alive
Kate Hudson
Kirstie Alley, I Believe You Can Lose The Weight and Keep it Off!
Vanna White
Selena Gomez
Havey Levin, Please Send One of Your Reporters to Do a Story on Me
Katharine McPhee, Will you Marry Me?
Amanda Seyfried, You are so Beautiful
Parents, Don't Allow Your Kids to Become Child Stars
Ladies Love Nick Jonas
Quentin Tarantino, I Think You Would Enjoy The Movie Freaky Farley
Shaun White
Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner
J. P. Falgout
Andy Samberg, You are So Funny. Will you be my friend?
Ashton Kutcher, Please Tweet About Papa Razzi and the Photogs
Heidi Montag
Whitney Port, I'm Crazy About You
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, I would Never Punch You in the Face
Sean Penn
Bill Murray is my Idol
Roger Ebert, Please Review My Movies
Adam Sandler is Like the Funniest Guy in the World
Chris Rock, You Rock!
Joe Chiappetta
Matt Damon, My Cousin's Ex-Girlfriend Says She Met You Once and You were Nice to Her
Ladies Love David Spade
Hugh Laurie
Ira Glass, Do a Segment of Your Show About Me, Please
Kathy Griffin, You are a great D-List Celebrity
Aly and Aj Michalka
Jonah Hill
Derek Sivers and the First Follower Theory
Marci Called Me
Papa Razzi and the Photogs
